Hi i'm a PC and Hi i'm a douchebag

 Hi I’m a PC. Hi I’m a Douche Bag.

If you haven’t been to a university campus recently, then you would not be aware of the new religion that is taking the fucking hippy socialist pussy world by storm. The messiah of this new cult and or religion recently died. His name was Steve Jobs. Yes, I am talking about the fanatical following of Apple.

Do not misinterpret what I am saying. I like apple products; matter of fact, I love my IPhone. However, what I hate is when people live in that La La land/dreamworld that apple is not a Corporate business that would kill their own Grandmother, and possibly yours for profits. Apple doesn't care about you, me, their black rim glasses wearing zealots, or anyone else. They care about profits and their investors. If you think otherwise take you IPad or mac book air and smash it against your head till you see the truth, or they replace it under their wonderful product protection plan.

Good on you, if you love apple and buy what they make because it is a superior product. You are a capitalist who spends your money as you see fit. If you bought an IPhone, IPad, and Mac book air to show how big your dick is, you are also a capitalist but also a douche bag, an idiot, and a meat head. Cool IPad bro, you must be really sweet.

However, what I hate the most is the people who see this corporate company as god send that has brought our world closer to salvation. You people are more delusion than the guy using an IPhone as a penis pump, there isn’t an app for that. You look at Steve jobs apple like they make these products out of the goodness of their own hearts and that any money made by apple goes towards purchasing a puppy for every kid who was ever diagnosed with cancer.

You want to know a little well known secret. That you can find in google really easily. Search Apple Foxconn and suicide nets. You will find that apple has their main factory in china. This factory which is owned by a company called Foxconn, which is used by other companies such as HP, Dell and other less worshiped companies, creates many products such as the iPhone and iPad. The working conditions involve working long hours with no breaks and the irresponsible use of dangerous chemicals. The repetitive labour, which is comparable to a Nike sweat shop, has actually caused more than 15 suicides and the threat of a 150 person mass suicide to improve working conditions. Foxconn solutions was to put up suicide nets to catch those who attempt suicide.

So to all you Apple worshipers out there, I hope you can still use the touch on your iPads with all that blood on your hands