Hi I’m a PC. Hi I’m a Douche Bag.
If you haven’t been to a university campus recently, then
you would not be aware of the new religion that is taking the fucking hippy
socialist pussy world by storm. The messiah of this new cult and or religion
recently died. His name was Steve Jobs. Yes, I am talking about the fanatical
following of Apple.
Do not misinterpret what I am saying. I like apple products;
matter of fact, I love my IPhone. However, what I hate is when people live in
that La La land/dreamworld that apple is not a Corporate business that would
kill their own Grandmother, and possibly yours for profits. Apple doesn't care
about you, me, their black rim glasses wearing zealots, or anyone else. They
care about profits and their investors. If you think otherwise take you IPad or
mac book air and smash it against your head till you see the truth, or they
replace it under their wonderful product protection plan.
Good on you, if you love apple and buy what they make because
it is a superior product. You are a capitalist who spends your money as you see
fit. If you bought an IPhone, IPad, and Mac book air to show how big your dick
is, you are also a capitalist but also a douche bag, an idiot, and a meat head.
Cool IPad bro, you must be really sweet.
However, what I hate the most is the people who see this
corporate company as god send that has brought our world closer to salvation.
You people are more delusion than the guy using an IPhone as a penis pump,
there isn’t an app for that. You look at Steve jobs apple like they make these products out of
the goodness of their own hearts and that any money made by apple goes towards
purchasing a puppy for every kid who was ever diagnosed with cancer.
You want to know a little well known secret. That you can
find in google really easily. Search Apple Foxconn and suicide nets. You will find
that apple has their main factory in china. This factory which is owned by a
company called Foxconn, which is used by other companies such as HP, Dell and
other less worshiped companies, creates many products such
as the iPhone and iPad. The working conditions involve working long hours with
no breaks and the irresponsible use of dangerous chemicals. The repetitive
labour, which is comparable to a Nike sweat shop, has actually caused more than
15 suicides and the threat of a 150 person mass suicide to improve working
conditions. Foxconn solutions was to put up suicide nets to catch those who attempt
suicide.
So to
all you Apple worshipers out there, I hope you can still use the touch on your
iPads with all that blood on your hands
congratulations for identifying something that we all already knew.
ReplyDeleteYour grammar makes this painful to read. Stop.
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ReplyDeleteMaybe your time. Which I see is probably not being used effectively. I like reading this. Fucker.
DeleteAdmin slapped. I don't care about what apple does to make their money. Just don't act like they are saints. I hate hearing the wonders of free trade rant from someone rocking an apple product. Not me being hypocritical bro. U mad? keep writing comments on your iPad
Deleteyou should vlog instead. You're probably funny in person but your writing is poorly edited. More effective proofreading could help.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the grammar boys. Not my greatest asset by a long shot
ReplyDeletereally, complaining about grammar on a rage blog.
ReplyDeleteIs that against rage blog rules?
DeleteNot really, this blog is dedicated to complaining about some petty first world problems. Thought I would point out some other ones.
Deletefirst world problems like grammar errors. U mad bro
DeleteReally? complaining about grammar?... on a blog? your parents must be proud of you.
DeleteDoesn't it seem a little ridiculous to complain about customer service from a company that sells high priced products when the people who make it complain about not wanting to live anymore because their work is so strenuous. You seem like a spoiled little frat boy.
ReplyDeleteYou must be a very smart person. I liked the part when you read the blog and didn't overreact like a little child... oh, no wait, you read the blog and have bitched about it worse then a kid going to a dentist. You're probably as tough in real life as you are online too, right?...haha, that was a joke. You're obviously not.
DeleteYou completely miss the point. This is not some self righteous blog. Man, I said it all above. I believe in capitalism. When something is a shitty service ,like Bell tele-communications, I'll say it is shit. When a good product like the iPhone is made, I commemorate it. I don't act like I am innocent. Capitalism is exploitation. However, I don't pick and choose my battles. No where in the blog above do I complain about how apple treats me. I don't even complain about the way they treat their employees. I just hate the fucking people who worship the company like it does otherwise. You missed the thesis statement. U mad bro?
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck cares about his grammar. Who the fuck cares what he writes about. All you people are completely missing the point. Point of a blog is to write how and whatever you want about. Get over yourselves for crying out loud.
ReplyDeleteThis kid's whiney
ReplyDeleteI can't tell who any one is talking about. Make some accounts you scumbags, then follow or hate regularly!
ReplyDeleteWOW- MUST SUCK TO HAVE A MAC!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17623422
Everyone who commented on this blog is a complete douche fuck
ReplyDeleteYou just hate macs because you poor
ReplyDeleteDid you even read the post. You are a fucking idiot.
DeleteThis is fucking garbage
ReplyDeletePussy.
DeleteLove it :) Crap-ple is delusional just like The Emperors new suit of clothes, people are so blinded by the hype they cannot see the real truth, the message from Apple is "Hey suckers give us your money and we will shit on your head"
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