Iron Chef Judges BS

Man I wish I could be judge on Iron Chef. Not so I could eat the delicious food. No, I want the sick worship the iron chef bribe. Have you heard some of the judges comments of the challenger's dishes. For example, I can't really taste the tuna in this dish, that has a huge slab of tuna on it. That would be like the second person in the human centipede claiming they can't taste the crap. I don't know how the challenger doesn't say BS. The iron chef always wins. Where do they find these challengers in the back of  MacDonald. The chairman of kitchen stadium is more corrupt than chairman Mao.